20ust want to clear up a 2002 myth

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They Say (wul, we say) things are biggar in Texas, and though I agree, before any questions are ask, I want to state that - that this will not be the case in 2002. So, I want to give all YA’LL a chance to start telling the jokes Bigger’n Texas jokes now. In 2002  I plan to have two weigh offs if’n  I figgers out how.

 

 

Floyd County Fair, Floydada, Texas 79235 “Pumpkin Capitol USA” September 3-7

 

“Punkin Day’s” Floydada Texas October 12th

 

Both will have biddie baby pumpkins compared to those I bin areedin’ bout in these hear parts.

 

Though I made an effort, planting 10 hills and gett’in 4 plants, all AG’s have not been “right to lifers” to this point and built holes in the bottom of the nest (they don’t like kids). So I plan to challenge ya to a dual of some BIG OLE DADDY PRIZEWINNERS. I can raise them, Hope to have one beat 300. Will have several (50 or more) above 250.

LET THE JOKES BEGIN- I’m ready.

Tim Assiter

Respond to tim@assiter.biz or tim@punkinranch.com.

Assiter Punkin Ranch

Floydada, Texas

"Pumpkin Capitol USA"