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Duncan's fruit split
To: "Duncan McAlpine" <m*@eskimo.com>
Subject: Duncan's fruit split
From: "* V* <b*@island.net>
Date: Fri, 8 Aug 1997 09:06:42 -0700
There once was a grower named Duncan
Who tried for a world record pumpkin
But when his fruit split
Duncan said "SH-T!! -
Now I'll wait and see if my 'unc' can".
Uncle Bill
Bill Verchere,
Ladysmith, BC Canada
http://www.island.net/~billv/