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> > >WHY DID THE PUMPKIN CROSS THE ROAD?
> > >
> > >Moses: And God came down from the heavens, and he said unto the
> > pumpkin "Thou shalt cross the road." And the Pumpkin crossed
> > >the road, and there was much rejoicing.
> > >
> > >Fox Mulder: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How
> > >many  more Pumpkins have to cross the road before you believe it?
> > >
> > >Richard M. Nixon: The Pumpkin did not cross the road. I repeat,
> > >the pumpkin did not cross the road
> > >
> > >Jerry Seinfeld: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why
> > >doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this
> > Pumpkin doing  walking around all over the place anyway?"
> > >
> > >Freud: The fact that you are at all concerned that the pumpkin
> > >crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
> > >
> > >Bill Gates: I have just released the new Pumpkin Office 2000,
> > >which will not only cross roads, but it will give seeds, file your
> > >important  documents AND balance your checkbook. Unfortunately,
> > >when  it divides 3 by 2 it gets 1.4999999999.
> > >
> > >Oliver Stone: The question is not "Why did the pumpkin cross
> > >the  road?" But is rather "Who was crossing the road at the same
> > >time,  whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the pumpkin 
> > >crossing?"
> > >
> > >Darwin: pumpkins, over great periods of time, have been
> > >naturally  selected in such a way that they are now genetically
> > >dispositioned  to cross roads.
> > >
> > >Louis Farrakhan: The road, you will see, represents the black
> > >man.  The pumpkin crossed the "black man" in order to trample
> > >him and  keep him down.
> > >
> > >Martin Luther King, Jr.: I envision a world where all pumpkins 
> > >will  be free to cross roads without having their motives called
> > >into  question.
> > >
> > >Grandpa: In my day, we didn't ask why the pumpkin crossed the
> > >road. Someone told us that the pumpkin had crossed the road,
> > >and that was good enough for us.
> > >
> > >Machiavelli: The point is that the pumpkin crossed the road.
> > >Who  cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever
> > >motive  there was.
> > >
> > >Albert Einstein: Whether the pumpkin crossed the road or the
> > >road  moved beneath the pumpkin depends upon your frame of
> > >reference.
> > >
> > >Buddha: Asking this question denies your own pumpkin nature.
> > >
> > >Ralph Waldo Emerson: The pumpkin did not cross the road-it
> > >transcended it.
> > >
> > >Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.
> > >
> > >Colonel Harlan Sanders: I missed one?
> > >
> > >Dilbert:  I hate it when the title gives away the plot!
> > >
> > >
> > >

-- 
Bilal Chaudhry
"the Dilbert of Pumpkins"

First time grower of vegetables and Giant pumpkins
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