RE: Month old

At 02:01 PM 21/08/98 -0700, you wrote:
>Sorry to here about your cat and it reminded me of my Pumpkin patch/cat
occurance.
>
>I used to have a kitten that used to follow me to the pumpkin patch. Really
friendly thing.
>
>I believe that it was 1994 I had some good pumpkins develop split stems so
I decided to roll them out in front of the barn to show them off to local
passers by.  This accomplished, it caught the attention of local newspaper
so got picture of me and my dog a border collie in the local newspaper.
>
>Noticed a while later that the cat didn't come in to eat and thought that
it had ran away or something.
>
>About 2 -3 weeks later when I went to clean up the vines in the patch found
one flat kitty. Stiff as a board and you probably could play frisby with it
as it had dried out somewhat.
>
>Well Since the pumpkins were about 300 lbs when you roll them by yourself
you don't get a good view of what is immediately on the other side of the
pumpkin and they also create some noise  rolling over strms and leaves that
muffled any last crys from flat kitty.
>
>Again sorry for your loss.
>
>Bob.
>
>
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> Look for a lamp Bob...
 The Prince was driving around his Mother's estate one day when he
accidently ran over her most favorite cat.The poor unfortunate cat was crushed
to a   pulp!
 The Prince got out of his car sat down on the grass and started crying. 
 The whole world was already against him and now his mother
 would be mad at him as well.Suddenly he noticed a lamp half buried by his
 foot.  He dug up the lamp and polished it. Low and behold, all of a sudden, a
genie  appeared.
 " You've freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment", said the
genie. "  For freeing me I grant you one wish".
 "Well", said the Prince. "I have all the money and material things that I
 need, but let me show you this cat".
 They walked over to the splattered remains of the cat.
 " Do you think you can bring this cat back to life", asked the Prince.
 The Genie looked carefully at the remains and gently shook his head. 
 "This body is far to gone for even me to bring back to life, isn't there
 anything else you would like"?
 The Prince thought for a moment and then reached into his pockets and took
out  two photographs.
 "I used to be married to this beautiful woman called Diana", said the
Prince  showing the genie the first photograph. "But now I love this woman
called  Camilla".
 He showed the genie the second photograph. 
 " You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, do you think you can make
Camilla as  beautiful as Diana"?
 The genie studied the two photographs and after a few moments said:
 "Let's have a look at that cat again".

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