FW: TONY's poem - Caution ...SOme Nasty words



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From: Duncan McAlpine
To: Hickman, Tony
Subject: TONY's  poem - Caution ...SOme Nasty words
Date: Tuesday, 2 December 1997 2:14PM

POST THIS:

Hickman, Tony wrote:
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> Duncan, It's time I posted another poem, I would like to post
> this one to the group. I think it's funny but others may not.
> If I put a big warning before it do you think it would be alright.
> It's time someone mentioned sex and pumpkins in the same post.

I am posting this because I got a laugh, but if you find certain genital
words offensive, then don't read beyond this line.

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> THE RUDE PUMPKIN
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> After all my knowledge
> And being a genius
> My pumpkin grew wrong
> It was in the shape of a penis
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> On the other end
> Towards the back
> It was round and wrinkly
> Like a testicle sack
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> But it weighed a lot
> So I decided to go
> And take my embarrassment
> to the pumpkin show
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> I kept it covered
> So the kids couldn t see
> Well it was a pumpkin
> And I payed my fee
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> Everyone was there
> It was time to vote  em
> It was time to unveil
> The penis and scrotum
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> The judge came over
> He had the rule book
> He said take off the blanket
> And give me a look
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> I said you show me yours
> And I ll show you mine
> Just take off that blanket
> And stop wasting my time
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> The judge was shocked
> But the crowd gave a cheer
> I was thrown out of the weigh-off
> And banned for a year
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> So if you grow something
> That looks a bit rude
> Don t try to show it
> Cut it up for food.
>                   (c)
>         Tony Hickman

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Duncan McAlpine, Federal Way, WA   m*@eskimo.com
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