joke of the week..

 
>  > >  "Imported from Bosnia"-A Tribute to America :)
 

>  > >  Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only
>  > >thing he was missing was a good quarterback. He had scouted all the
>  > >colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer
>  > >quarterback who could ensure a Super Bowl win.
>  > >  Then one night, while watching CNN, he saw a war-zone scene in
>  > >Bosnia. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Bosnian
>  >soldier
>  > >with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a
>  > >15th-story window 200 yards away-ka-boom! He threw another hand
>  >grenade
>  > into
>  > >a group of 10 soldiers 100 yards away-ka-blooey!  Then a car passed,
>  >going
>  > >90 mph-bulls-eye!
>  > >  "I've got to get this guy!" Ross said to himself. "He has the
>  > >  perfect arm!"
>  > >
>  > >  So, he brings him to the States and teaches him the great game of
>  > >football, and the Lions go on to win the Super Bowl for the first time
>  >
>  >in
>  > >history.
>  > >  The young Bosnian is lionized as the Great Hero of football, and
>  > >when Ross asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is to
>  >call
>  > >his mother. "Mom," he says into the phone, "I just won the Super
>  >Bowl."
>  > >  "I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us.
>  >
>  > >  You are not my son."
>  > >  "I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads. "I
>  > >just won the greatest sporting event in the world. I'm here among
>  >thousands
>  > >of my adoring fans."
>  > >  "No, let me tell you," the mother retorts. "At this very moment,
>  > >  there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of
>  > >  rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within an inch of their lives
>  > >last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
>  > >  The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says
>  > >  "...I'll never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."

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***Rocky Rockwell***

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