#3 Poem
Im hooked on growing pumpkins
Ive done it for a while
When they sprout in the springtime
It makes me want to smile
Ive moved the cars out of the garage
Now Im raising cows and sheep
My wife doesn`t quite understand
That I get my manure real cheap
My neighbors think Im crazy
I rake and haul their leaves for free
I put them in my garden
To grow my big pumpkin 633
Ive moved my lazy boy in my garden
To keep an eye on my pumpkins "of course"
I asked my wife to join me
She said something about a divorce
Now its time to pollinate
My alarm is set and I awoke
After pollinating three 5 lobers
I have myself a smoke
I love growing these big pumpkins
You can even ask my wife
When Im in the garden, 11 oclock at night
She says "I need to get a life"
The kids want to go to the shore
But I cant leave my pumpkins, as a rule
I told them were going in December
When the beaches arent as full
Thank you Mr. Howard Dill
You filled my life with bliss
Without you, I wouldnt of wrote this poem
Or got on the Mallorn list
- Mike Lehman
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