Re: WINNER in 2nd annual pumpkin poetry contest


Vince, 

Well stated... chuckle, chuckle!  

Dave
> Keep in mind that I used special criteria for judging these
> poems.  First they had to be about pumpkin growing, second they
> could'nt be too serious, and third they had to be well amended
> with manure.  These same criteria I also use out in my pumpkin
> patch.
> 
> What better criteria to use for judging a pumpkin poem?.... and
> don't underestimate the Power of PooP.  Pumpkins thrive on it.
> 
> The winning poems also had to pass the sniff test.  To learn
> more about the sniff test go here:
> 
> http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/monkeysniff.htm
> 
> So Luc, you are correct, the winning poems are shit... but shit
> is good! - When you begin to fully comprehend this you will
> start to grow bigger pumpkins...
> 
> vince
> 
> 
> --- Luc  Bex <lbx@pandora.be> wrote:
> > List,
> > 
> > With all respect, but in my opinion the winning poems are
> > shit. I did saw here a lot of better poems.
> > I believe that the jury or great pumpkinfreaks, but from
> > poetry they do'nt know a thing.
> > 
> > Blow up this thing.
> > 
> > Greetings,
> > 
> > Luc Bex
> > Belgium (Europ)
> 
> 
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