Re: Winning Pumpkin Poems


Beautiful poems ...............  Congratulations to all :-)
Sincerely,
Karri
 
 
In a message dated 1/5/2005 8:26:59 A.M. Pacific Standard Time,  
fishrap@earthlink.net writes:

#1
I  May Never Be Done
I spent quite a few months, just selecting the  seed,
Along with the other things, I was told I would need.
Warm weather  was needed and, of course, lots of sun.
And although I9d work hard, I was  sure there9d be fun.

I studied Langevin, all the don9ts and the  dos,
I even constructed some big plywood shoes.
I watered, I weeded,  sprayed and fertilized too.
I did all the things I was told I should  do.

The plant popped right up, in my small starter box,
At once, I  considered feeding it bagels and lox.
As the pumpkins exceeded Eaton9s  historical chart,
I thought I might need a much bigger cart.

But  then as it rained and the North winds blew,
My plants dwindled in number,  till there were just two.
For me, pumpkin bad luck was indeed deja  vu,
Even though I did everything I needed to do.

As more time went  by, there were splits, cracks and a break!
I lost several tools - my  favorite old shovel and rake.
My garden was large and I needed a  crew,
But with only one worker, I did the best I could do.

Some  things, like good weather, I never did get,
The rains kept on coming, the  ground constantly wet.
As the months rolled by I did have some fun,
But  the major thing missing was the lovely, warm sun.

As the season was  ending, there was one final test,
I surveyed my garden- I9d given my  best.
My pumpkin, bright orange, great shape, though not big,.
But the  scales they were using, I just could not rig.

So with all my good  intentions and plenty of pluck,
The thing I lacked was an ounce of good  luck.
As the numbers were posted, I came in near last,
I was glad, at  that point, that the season had past.

Now, it9s starting again - I9m  selecting my seed,
And, all of the other things I9ve been told I will  need.
My list includes warm weather and, of course, lots of sun.
I know  I can9t quit till I reach half a ton
The reality is, I may never be  done.
- Lubadub

#2
Growing Giant Pumpkins - Choosing your  seed

It is not just setting a world record or even reaching a 1000  pounds
growing giant pumpkins is a journey of emotional ups and  downs
sending and receiving bubble packs all winter while it is cold
the  journey starts with choosing a seed, not knowing what the future
will  hold
your journey ends with the final weight and your pumpkins on  display
emotions run high while weighting to see what the scale will  say
you hope it goes heavy but if it don't, there will be another  day
you can collect your seeds and be start all over in May

If you  have never experienced these emotions you are missing out
these are some of  life's most precious moments and what growing pumpkins
is about
don't  worry about what others may say
you don't have to get your seeds off of  e-bay
take this seed, use one of mine, take the risk - the rewards can  be
great
because you never know what your chosen seed will  create
there may be a personal best is in your future or even another  world
record is in your hand
growing giant pumpkins is an emotional  journey about you, your seed and
your land.
- Wallace  Simmons

#3
Weigh-off day is near
Unfortunately my pumpkin smells  like a beer
I fed it lots of fertilizer
Or was it all that  Budweiser?

I think it might have cracked
I hope its nothing it  lacked
I'll plug the hole with a bottle cap
Then go to the pub to see  what's on tap

Weigh-off day has arrived
I let out a great big  sigh
They place my pumpkin on the scale
I hope they don't smell the  ale

I hear a scream from the crowd
Men and women begin to laugh out  loud
It seems my pumpkin has sprung a leak
Help yourself, I yell, it's  my treat!
- Will Neily, Paradise, Nova Scotia

Honorable  Mention
My Big Green Squash?

It has always been my dream,
to  raise a squash so big and green.

So big and green they cannot  say,
their's too much yellow, cream, or gray.

So big and green they  will not need,
a judge to say, "it's green indeed".

Soil rich, the  seed was right,
and now it grows, big, green, and bright.

Could this  finally be the year,
world record squash for me I hear?

Business  calls, I must be gone,
one month, 'til weighoff comes along.

But  friends and neighbors volunteer,
to feed and guard my precious  dear.

And then I make it back at last.
Tomorrow's weighoff's coming  fast.

I see the patch but something's wrong.
Did I stay away too  long?

Oh no, oh no, this is so strange,
my big green squash has  turned to orange.
- Pete Dudley
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