FW: Fwd: A good one...

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• Subject: FW: Fwd: A good one...
• From: D* M* <d*@lab3.ca.boeing.com>
• Date: Mon, 6 Jan 97 11:47:33 PST

> > 
> > >Rabbi and Priest
> > >
> > > A rabbi and a priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one.  Both cars 
> > >are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.
> > > After they crawl out of their cars, the rabbi sees the priest's collar and 
> > >says, "So you're a priest.  I'm a rabbi.  Just look at our cars.  There's 
> > >nothing left, but we are unhurt.  This must be a sign from God.  God must 
> > >have meant that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace the 
> > >rest of our days."
> > >
> > >The priest replies, "I agree with you completely.  This must be a sign from 
> > >God."
> > >
> > >The rabbi continues, "And look at this.  Here's another miracle.  My car is 
> > >completely demolished but this bottle of Mogen David wine didn't break.
> > > Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." 
> > >  Then he hands the bottle to the priest.
> > >
> > > The priest agrees, takes a few big swigs, and hands the bottle back to the 
> > >rabbi.  The rabbi takes the bottle, immediately puts   the cap on, and hands 
> > >it back to the priest.  The priest asks, "Aren't you having any?"
> > >
> > >The rabbi replies, "No...I think I'll wait for the police." 

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