Re: Annual Pumpkin Regatta

Wayne & Mark,

Wayne, Mark has the secret address for the mystery compost, I believe he is
unloading several truckloads as we speak. The zucchinis tipped M-80',
reference my world record long gourd seed interest. However, I have found
that a hunting arrows tipped with a Estes Rocket Engine "D" size and the
M-80
with a short frayed fuse works quite well for brining down intruding
aircraft. The launching device can easily be mounted in the bow of a
curcubit boat using 2" pipe. The blades of the hunting arrow tend to stick
in fueselages and wings, Al & Gus will be sitting in front row lakeside
seats before they know it. As for Mark, look out he has good seed and is
working on his soil, all eye's are on him for California in '98! He was over
for a barbeque last week and I gave him all my secrets.  Shall theEast &
West Unite, I agree! As for Gary Keyser & The Midwest, sorry they are
a little lost, but Gary' mats are great, I think Gary can hold his own, he
will just back his pickup-outfitted toilet, drop his pipe and dowse any
downed enemy aircraft with Mid-West Effluent! See Don Langevans first
edition for further details!

Regards
Chris Andersen
First Curcubit Submariner!
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>Mark,
>   You pose an interesting question on how to properly arm a combat type
>pumpkin vessel. I would think a full term Zucchini tipped with an M-80
could
>deal a lethal strike. Maybe we need to form a Skunkworks department to
conduct
>top secret research on maximizing the offensive and defensive capabilities
of
>the Atlantic Giant Cucurboat. What would happen if Gus Saunders' band of
Merry
>Men decided to swoop down Lake Ontario with a pumpkin armada armed to the
>teeth. They could take poor Joe C. and the Oswego boys without ever firing
a
>zucchini torpedo. It would be a sad day  in the annals of American Naval
>Warfare. Topsfield ,on the other hand, would be a much tougher foe. The
Swamp
>Yankees are trained in guerilla warfare, hiding behind their tractors and
>rototillers, and would be much more difficult to take out. May I suggest
that
>the East and West coast growers should get together at the earliest
possible
>time and form a battle plan. I suggest the initial talks should involve the
>East and West because the East has the only seasoned pumpkin pilots in the
>world and the West has long been known for their military think tanks. The
>growers in the midwest will be incorporated as soon as we come up with our
>battle plan for the Midwesterners have demonstrated the ability to grow a
>stout pumpkin that we may be able to use for destroyers. If Gus and Al
Eaton
>teamed up , they could travel West and be in Lake Michigan and Gary Keyzers
>back yard before you know it. What I am saying is, there are few places
safe
>in the U.S. from a Canadian attack. It is time to take action ....BE
>PREPARED!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now so far, Gus Saunders has been a fairly peace
loving
>individual. What happens if he snaps and turns bad. He could assemble a war
>fleet in 130 days!! A scarey thought. Maybe I am an alarmist, but in order
to
>insure that future generations of young americans can peacefully navigate
>their cucurboats, it is imperative to walk softly and carry a big zucchini.
I
>better end this before the men in the white coats come for me.
>                                                   pumkinguy@aol.com
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