Re: North American Challenge
My defence department has informed me that a great Pumpkin war has been
declared, splitting North America in two......
I have issued guidelines to my defence department to arrange for the
folling attack's........
Mike from Kenmore will lead a party from British Columbia down into
Washington State with big shovels from the BC coal mine and hit the
heavy hitters patches in Washington State and continue until he reaches
the Anderson pumpkin estate. His orders are to dig all the heavy hitters
patches down to bedrock, and move all their top soil to Canada and fill
in some of the Valley's in the Rockies in BC.
You won't see him coming because the Ministry of natural Resourse has
promised to lend him some scotch pine trees to attach to the big shovel
so the heavy hitters will just think the forest is getting closer to
them.
In the east former Prime Minister John Diefenbaker has agreed to lead
the Wellington Warrior's and a group of unknown heavy hitters from the
Ottawa Valley down to Pennsyainia (nice spelling) with earth movers and
Bull dosers and they will move big hills from that state and fill in the
Ohio Valley and make a plain out of it. By the time the enemy figures
out what is going on we will be back in Canada, watching the evening
news.
They won't suspect we are comming because they are watching the rivers,
streams and lakes, thinking we are coming by boat. (ha ha)
Code name "Dief the Cheif"@been_there.com
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