[Fwd: FW: FW: Bill]

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  • Subject: FW: FW: Bill
  • From: "* T* <T*@edward.org>
  • Date: Sat, 31 Jan 1998 06:54:52 -0600


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  • To: 'Paul Laudicina' <m*@aol.com>, 'Mike Hoggay' <m*@home.com>, 'Jwg' <J*@aol.com>
  • Subject: FW: Bill
  • From: J* G* <G*@hoffman.ds.adp.com>
  • Date: Thu, 29 Jan 1998 10:29:40 -0600



[Jeff Gazinski]  

Subject:	Bill


Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were  in an airplane that
crashed.  They're up in heaven, and God's sitting on the great white
throne. God addresses Al first.

"Al, what do you believe in?"

Al replies, "Well, I believe that the combustion engine is evil and
that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is
used,the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we'll all die."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that.  Come
and sit at my left."

God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill, what do you believe in?"

Bill Clinton replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think
people should be able to make their own choices about things and that
no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do.  I also
believe in feeling people's pain." God thinks for a second and says
"Okay, that sounds good.  Come and sit at my right."

God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates, what do you believe?"

Bill Gates said, "I believe you're in my chair."
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