The bigger they are...the harder they fall
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: The bigger they are...the harder they fall
- From: t* h*
- Date: Sun, 31 Jan 1999 21:55:07 +1030
Johnno....Mate
This dolly your measuring....is this a pumpkin?
Or ya girl friend.....or a sheep..(same thing)
I'm gettin' a bit scared here mate....
Do you use the same standard inches as the rest of the world?
Or does one inch in NZ equal half an inch in Australia?
Maybe your right......maybe I have said too much.
Did I ever tell ya I thought you where a good bloke.
I'm sure I told ya how much I admire your help.
And didn't I tell ya how much I like your little country?
Gee mate......I wish I could see a picture......
We just might have to call ya...Pumpkin...Dundee..
After our mate Paul Hogan.
That's not a pumpkin........THIS is a pumpkin....
OK.....ya got me beat.......but only for today!
You just keep making up those measurements....mate....buddy...pal
I'm going to change my brand of fertiliser.....
Why am I sweating....It's hot here....
Tony H
PS how long is your gourd....how tall is your corn?
My mate Lyn can beat ya.....Lyn...where are ya....help.
Tony H
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