Re: True story
- Subject: Re: True story
- From: B* V*
- Date: Wed, 04 Jul 2001 22:58:24 -0300
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Barb: Isn't that the way, others don't wany to buy, just tell you
what you can do with what you have worked
hard to pay for. Been there done that. Proud of you standing up
& winning. Bill Van
At 11:37 AM 7/4/01 , you wrote:
>Hi, all~
>
>Thought I'd share this true story as it happened to me two weeks
ago.
>
>Imagine hearing the doorbell at noontime and upon answering the
door, a woman
>in uniform sternly says "WE NEED TO TALK!"
>
>Stumbling over my two dogs, I stepped outside and was peppered
with questions
>regarding my nursery operation. This lady was a zoning
officer and she
>wanted to know why I was running a nursery operation in the city
without
>permits. Her verbage was like machine gun fire-the more she
said, the more I
>realized she had a serious agenda
>
>I stopped the lady in her tracks by telling her I was growing
pumpkins as a
>hobby. "These are pumpkins?" she said, as I walked her
over to my Walters
>plants, each having large fruits in various stages of growth.
She spied the
>200 lb orange fruit in the center of the patch, and said
"THAT'S a pumpkin?"
>
>I went on to say that besides the two plants inside the fence, I
had two
>plants in my side yard and one toward the front (I live on a
corner lot). She
>was in awe. I explained how the temporary shade cloth was
necessary to block
>sun and that due to drought I was watering via rain
collected in large
>containers. She looked impressed as I gave her the tour. I
thought could see
>a calm settling over her as she realized I was not in the
commercial nursery
>business.
>
>Wrong! She said her office had received a complaint that I was
operating a
>nursery and that I had rogue plants that were growing across the
street,
>stopping traffic and obstructing the view of drivers and
pedestrians, thereby
>creating a hazard and a potential for accidents. I asked her if
she thought
>this was true after seeing my patch, and of course, she said
no.
>
>However, all wasn't over. She started going off on regulations
regarding
>property easements and rights of way. Hell bent on issuing
me a citation,
>she made the mistake of saying that it is illegal to grow
anything on an
>easement. At that point, I stifled her and said "Most
homeowners grow grass
>and shrubs or trees on their easements-some even have fences.
So, if you're
>going to give me a citation, make it tight and
indefensible."
>
>She was appalled at my candor, but agreed that she could see no
offense. She
>left and asked me to phone her boss to discuss this further.
>
>Wanting to put this matter to bed, I went downtown to meet the
commish armed
>with photos and a newpaper article describing my hobby with a
photo of my 380
>pounder on the front page. After looking at my material, he
laughed and told
>me what had prompted this enitre episode. Seems a real estate
saleswoman,
>desparately trying to sell a house 6 doors down, phoned the
zoning office
>with the erroneous tales of my having a nursery and plants
stopping traffic,
>etc. She didn't feel it was appropriate for me to have a garden
at all
>because I was on a corner lot and everything was there for
neighbors to see.
>She felt my garden was an eyesore and a hindrance to her ability
to sell the
>home, and hoped that the commish would order me to pull my
plants.
>
>I live in a normal, average suburb, not in a prestigious gated community with
>deed restrictions. I left the zoning office with the commissioner's blessing
>to continue my garden. This was a great outcome.
>
>The business ethics of this saleswoman are questionable.
>
>Pumpkins rule~
>
>Barb
>Wishing I lived in rural NY.
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Thanks,
Bill Van Iderstine
P.E.I. Record Holder @ 862 lbs.
http://aggc.1wh.com/aggc.asp
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