Re: The Rise of Sauron, The Lord of the Gourds

Fall is in the air - another wonderful Zunino tale has arisen!  I wish you and your daughters well (May you have a 1500 pounder!)  I'm certain that your family will easily overcome Lord Sauron and any evil he may visit upon you.  Much success!

vince <anaid_tecuod@yahoo.com> wrote:   Ok this is my second attempt:

Every year something strange and incomprehensible happens in my
pumpkin patch. The odd, the unholy and the abnormal all swarm
to my patch - much to the distress of my wife and my neighbors.

This year an evil force has appeared in my back patch - Lord
Sauron, who now threatens all of middle earth with his
repulsive, domineering disposition...

I hate to have to deal with all his crap, but when you grow
giant pumpkins much of their personalities are genetically hard
wired and weird stuff just happens - all the time.

This year there are four plants in my two patches:

In the Shire patch is a 1191 Zunino (Arwen), this is my
daughter Amanda's plant, and a 1187 Sluserick (Pippin). On the
Mount Doom patch deep in the lands of Mordor is a 1069 Zunino
(Gandalf the Orange) and Lord Sauron - where in God's name this
repulsive thing came from I can't tell ya!

This pumpkin story begins at: http://sauron.zunino.net

Please don't touch the unblinking eye of Sauron unless you are
using Explorer and have the bandwidth to deal with it. You
will also need to install some Active-X so that you can
retain some control of your eyeballs...

Together we may be able to stop him but it's not gonna be
easy....

vince

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