Re: meanest squirrel on earth


In a message dated 98-07-27 16:40:21 EDT, you write:

> I have a few nonlethal suggestions, as well as one very good lethal one.
>  1- Get a pellet gun and shoot him a few times, but not hard enough to kill 
> the
>  little SOB.

Uh, not a good idea. You could injure him and leave him suffering.

>  2- Get a few firecrackers, and light them off when you see him around the
>  patch.


Uh, well that is slightly overkill, I mean you could just make a lot of noise
without actually using pyrotechnics!

>  3- Get a .22, and waste the little bastard.
>  
>  -Marty Max

Uh....well that is a BIT harsh! Sheesh.  I mean he could try feeding him away
from the plant so he wouldn't have any need to go after the plant!
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