Re: I'm in the game!


   Oh, so your fruit is watermellon shaped.  I am so sorry.  Records 
indicate that all of those blow up before they get to 100 inches in 
circumfrance.  But good thing you have the round fruit.  Those don't usually 
blow up until 110 inches.  The fruit that can last are the uglyest weirdest 
shapes.  If it is a shape you can't describe your doing well.  Mine looks 
like chubacca.  Or kind of like Roseanne.  Or an older heavier Rush 
Limbaugh.  Better luck next time.  But I guess with all the other things 
going wrong you should have expected this :)


>From: Hughes-Banderob <hughes.banderob@sympatico.ca>
>Reply-To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
>To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
>Subject: I'm in the game!
>Date: Wed, 28 Jul 1999 09:16:12 -0400
>
>For once I'm not here asking for advice or presenting a silly newbie
>question.  I'm here to state that I'm finally in the game!
>
>Despite my naivete to AG's (and gardening for that matter)...
>
>despite killing off my first set of plants by burning them under a
>homemade cloche...
>
>despite planting my second set of plants too late...
>
>despite cramming three plants (grown from off-the-shelf seed) into an
>area which could not even properly hold three tomato plants...
>
>despite over-watering my plants to the point where mushrooms were
>growing around the roots...
>
>despite fertilizing my plants using a broken watering can because my
>hose and spayer won't reach...
>
>despite using no insecticide and only squishing cucumber beetles using
>my fingers (and allowing a toad to reside in the patch)...
>
>despite having fruit after fruit abort...
>
>despite all these set backs, I have finally met some success.  I have a
>10 day old fruit which is long and watermelon shaped with a
>circumference of 30" and I have a perfectly round fruit which at 9 days
>has a circumference of 20".
>
>I may not set any records but I'm finally in the game!  Thanks for
>everyone's help.  Now, where can I rent a forklift?  hmmmm...
>
>
>Randy Banderob
>Millbrook, Ontario
>
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