new shoes
- To: <pumpkins@mallorn.com>
- Subject: new shoes
- From: "* F* <P*@email.msn.com>
- Date: Sat, 6 Jun 1998 17:54:41 -0400
Pumpkin Foot
With morning dew between my toes
And a snuffle in my nose,
I trod on down with pail in hand
Toward my goal - the "Pumpkin Grand."
Wishing I had chosen better
In my footware (haste to get there).
Soil warmed up with morning sun,
Yet not too hot to burn the young.
I'd picked the shoes there closest to
The door and now my toes were goo.
You'd have to have lived through this mess,
Unless you had, you couldn't guess
Just what possesses one to do
Such things to try to grow one too.
My family thinks I've lost a screw!
The neighbors, they have noticed too,
The strange behavior night and day.
I can't imagine what they say.
They've seen me chasing plastic 'round
And wrestling it to the ground,
In efforts to protect from wind
My big-eared babies there within.
I've noticed that yet early on
A pathway there upon the lawn
That I have made in ups and downs
To tend by babies' growth in bounds.
Today I measured 18 inches
When I came up from the ditches.
"Not bad," I think, and pat my back
While picking up another sack
Of manure 'cross my aching back.
Oh yes, you know that special scent.
And when my energy has spent,
I'll sit and read the e-mail list
And look for someone to assist,
Then realize I've done things wrong -
Off to the nursery with a song.
They scratch their heads and wonder why
I look for crazy things to buy.
By now, at least, my e-mail pals,
All hard-working crazed guys and gals,
Identify with what I say.
Do you think pumpkin shoes might pay?
gota get back to work..
Ta Ta 4 Now, Pumpkin Flower
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