RE: The limits of fertilization and the Easter Bunny

There was an old lady who swallowed a bunny,
  that's very funny... she swallowed a bunny.
Oh, Lord! She's out of her gourd.

There was an old lady who swallowed a cat,
  she mushed it flat... then swallowed the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bunny,
  taken with honey... she swallowed a bunny.
Oh, Lord! She's out of her gourd.

There was an old lady who swallowed fire ants,
  she had ants in her pants... yup, she swallowed fire ants.
She swallowed the ants to catch the cat,
  she looked pretty fat when she swallowed the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bunny,
  it was kind of runny but she swallowed a bunny.
Oh, Lord! She's out of her gourd.

But, as we all know, it wasn't her gourd she was worried about. I'm sure
you'd do the same if you were in her place.



-----Original Message-----

THEN HOW DO YOU GET THE CATS OUT OF YOUR YARD?
HERE IS MY SOLUTION -- FIRE ANTS.
I RELEASE FIRE ANTS INTO MY GARDEN AND BELIEVE YOU ME, I HAVE NOT HAD A 
PROBLEM WITH A SINGLE PEST IN YEARS. IT ALSO KEEP THOSE WOULD BE PUMPKIN 
THIEVES AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DR. MOMBA KUSHATAKI
GARDEN EXPERT

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