Re: News from the battlefield

Thanks for the report Private Sliwka, you are doing a fine job... Nothing
like catching them in the act of laying land mines.. it is much easier to
remove them when you can see them, rather than waiting a few weeks and
stepping into one of its horror scenarios, holes and all.. I here by, under
orders of General Hackney, award you with the Silver star for excellence in
combat.. keep up the fight!!!

Command Seargant Major Rockwell,
US SVB Patrol
Sayre Pa 18840

Gregory Sliwka wrote:

> Private Greg Sliwka reporting from the front lines. 2 confirmed dead
> borers in heavy hand-to-wing combat. I surprised the enemy while she was
> laying landmines on my vines. Unfortunately there is no way to know how
> many were planted before I arrived. Will go on a search and destroy
> mission tomorrow. All Illinois pumpkineers should go to red alert. THE
> BORERS ARE HERE. Well, thats all for now. Back to the war!
>
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