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               CLONE WARS      
   "2002 PUMPKINS  EPISODE ll"
 
 
 
AT LAST... THE YEAR HAS COME TO UNLEASH THE CLONES & THE EVENT YOU ALL HAVE WAITED FOR...
                                                    
 
Pumpkin growers around the world have been waiting too long for the much anticipated ongoing saga of "PUMPKIN WARS" Episode ll... I am preparing for the May 16th release date at Lucas Films LTD. currently, and have a moment to issue this pre- released press leak to fill everyone in on all the "behind the scenes"...
at the current time, the movie opens with several growers from the dark side practicing cloning experiments. the pumpkin alliance and all of the universe have no idea about the number of growers in hiding which have learned and mastered the art of pumpkin cloning. the pumpkin alliance has known for some time now about cloning, and the growers who have resisted the dark side are preparing for a possible showdown, by getting a superior arsenal of seeds prepared for a possible good Vs mid-evil battle.
 
the movie then gets heated up and intense. the clone growers come out of hiding in the masses, much to the surprise of the pumpkin alliance, who never anticipated the vast amount of clones which were prepared. the clones which have been screened and selected for battle then begin their assault on the pumpkin alliance, breeding their pre determined and superior genetics with opening females way before the alliance can react and counter act by pollinating their seed grown pumpkins.
 
mid way through the movie, the pumpkins grown with pollen from male clones begin developing and outpacing the pumpkin alliance's seed pollinated pumpkins. at this point, yoda [played by len stellpflug] explains to the pumpkin alliance how he once was tempted by the forces of the dark side himself, and once harbored and raised two clones. shocked and terrified, growers within the pumpkin alliance can only hope they bred good seed grown male pollinating plants while the clone growers laugh and drink wine while watching their superior bred pumpkins produce the future one thousand five hundred pound plants. then, the alliance discovers some of the males used for breeding are producing splitters and undersized pumpkins not worthy of growing offspring from.
 
the ending i cannot tell you...you will need to find out yourself...
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