Re: FW: Beautiful Ohio
Do you know what a worthless nut is ?
A BUCKEYE . JK
----- Original Message -----
From: "Smithhisler, Paul" <Paul.Smithhisler@dnr.state.oh.us>
To: "'Mallorn'" <Pumpkins@mallorn.com>
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 7:00 AM
Subject: FW: FW: Beautiful Ohio
> >I received this from a friend. I thought some of you may enjoy
> >it. (Especially my friends in Indiana.) If not, please feel free to
> retaliate. Just remember it's only a joke.
>
>
> -Gus
>
> >>>>Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six
days.
> >Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day.
> >He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
> >
> >God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards
> >through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made."
> >
> >Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
> >
> >"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to
call
> >it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
> >
> >"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
> >
> >God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example,
> >northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while
> >southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over here will be a
> >hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over
> >there is a continent of black people,"
> >
> >God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be
> >extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in
> >ice."
> >
> >The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land
mass
> >and said, "What's that one?"
> >
> >"Ah," said God. "That's OHIO, the most glorious place on earth. There
are
> >beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets and rolling hills. The people from OHIO
> >are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they are going to be
> >found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hard working
> >and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as
> >diplomats and carriers of peace."
> >
> >Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
> >balance, God?" "You said there would be balance!"
> >
> >God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around
them
> >in Michigan, Indiana, Kentucky, West Virginia and Pennsylvania."
> >
>
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