Summertime


The group seems to have developed an illness of its own. Everyone is getting
too sensitive. It has been a long winter and it isn't totally over yet. I am
starting to believe this new illness occurred last year toward the end of
winter. I can't fit it into any real pattern yet but it might go into
something like "pumpkin horniness." Meaning of this is that the absence of
pumpkin growing has strange side effects on people who want to, well, grow
pumpkins. Symptoms include such things as irritability. Attempts to limit or
focus discussions. Maybe an intolerance for anything but the business of
growing. Maybe someone can help me to better describe this malady. Anyway,
some of you are exhibiting symptoms which for lack of a better term I refer to
as "PUMPKIN HORNINESS." Help me with this Joe Mills. Chris, any thoughts?? How
about it Wayne? Ever seen anything like this in the past?? Are there any
thoughts on treatment other than growing pumpkins? Maybe some other activity
could be substituted during the long winter months. Could Paula Zehr be
working on a cure? If so, anyone have any ideas on what that cure might have
been??

Marv in Altoona PA
"Have a Parky Day." 
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