Re: Summertime


Hey Marv-elous one:
Oh my goodness, I have the symptoms of "pumpkin horniness" and it scares me a
little. I have been fighting an everyday urge to go out and plant my seed.
Also, I've been very irritable and quick to hit my delete key on a lot of
pumpkin postings, without even giving them a chance to be useful. I think the
only known cure is seeing that little three leaf stage pumpkin plant in the
garden 10-11 weeks from now. Then all should be well. 
Joe Pukos
Leicester, NY USA


<< 
 The group seems to have developed an illness of its own. Everyone is getting
 too sensitive. It has been a long winter and it isn't totally over yet. I am
 starting to believe this new illness occurred last year toward the end of
 winter. I can't fit it into any real pattern yet but it might go into
 something like "pumpkin horniness." Meaning of this is that the absence of
 pumpkin growing has strange side effects on people who want to, well, grow
 pumpkins. Symptoms include such things as irritability. Attempts to limit or
 focus discussions. Maybe an intolerance for anything but the business of
 growing. Maybe someone can help me to better describe this malady. Anyway,
 some of you are exhibiting symptoms which for lack of a better term I refer
to
 as "PUMPKIN HORNINESS." Help me with this Joe Mills. Chris, any thoughts??
How
 about it Wayne? Ever seen anything like this in the past?? Are there any
 thoughts on treatment other than growing pumpkins? Maybe some other activity
 could be substituted during the long winter months. Could Paula Zehr be
 working on a cure? If so, anyone have any ideas on what that cure might have
 been??
 
 Marv in Altoona PA
 "Have a Parky Day."  >>
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