Dr Seuss
I know it off topic, but I thought you
might enjoy!
Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers
Sometimes Crash
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on
a port,
and the bus is interrupted at a very
last resort,
and the access of the memory makes your
floppy disk abort, then the socket
packet pocket has an error to report.
If your cursor finds a menu item
followed by a dash and the
double-clicking icon puts your window in
the trash; and your data is corrupted
cause the index doesn't hash, then your
situation's hopeless and your system's
gonna crash!
If the label on the cable on the table
at your house says the network is
connected to the button on your mouse,
but your packets want to tunnel to
another protocol, that's repeatedly
rejected by the printer down the hall,
and your screen is all distorted by the
side effects of gauss, so your icons in
the window are as wavy as a souse; then
you may as well reboot and go out with a
bang, 'cuz sure as I'm a poet, the
sucker's gonna hang!
When the copy of your floppy's getting
sloppy in the disk and the macrocode
instructions cause unnecessary risk,
then you'll have to flash the memory and
you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be
sure to tell your Mom!
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