The ledge
After I read it and realized I am not much of a writer
Ok I don't know whether to love or hate you guys, this pumpkin thing is very
stressful. If things keep there present pattern I will need someone to talk
me off the ledge. I know it is mostly my own fault as I started way to
early. But I have lived through frost, hard rain, wind in the 40+ range,
ant's , gophers, weeds and vine splits and it is only the 2nd of may. I
figure by August I will need someone to talk me down from some 50 story
ledge somewhere. The good news is everything still looks pretty good and I
still have all my hair and teeth, I have already started drinking and I am
thinking of taking up smoking. I called the Doctor for Valium and I lost ten
pounds, the good news is everything still looks pretty good and I still have
all my teeth. I am learning to tie a noose though and I bought a new ladder.
The good news is everything still looks pretty good though. Hey the wife
left me today , she walked out mumbling something about that damn garden
1500 pounds my @#%#. I didn't really hear her as I was trying to make a wind
block. I wonder when she's coming home? The dog is starting to look a little
thin but who has time to feed her with four plants to look after and I wish
those guys from work would stop calling, its a long run from the garden. The
good news is I am learning the guys from the hardware stores names and the
local nursery calls to check on me if I don't come in at least three times a
week. I wonder where that damn wife is? Ok I am just kidding (for now) This
Pumpkin growing thing is easy right? And I like all of you see ya at the
weigh off
d*@syix.com
Future home of the Houser 1500
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