Dr. Hack, Where'm I at?
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: Dr. Hack, Where'm I at?
- From: P* <P*@aol.com>
- Date: Mon, 18 May 1998 12:07:10 EDT
Dr. Hack,
I sent a soil sample for my garden to Southern States CoOp in January. They
lost it.
I lost 9.99 plus tax.
I put my Anderson 977 in a wet papertowel 10days ago. I put it in the oven
for 2 nights. I left it on the dryer for 2 days. I get nothing, no sprout
just white fuzzy stuff.
Bye bye monster from Moraga!
I was going to plant early this year, like the heavy hitters. It don't look
like that is going to happen.
Joe and Beth are having the 1st annual SPGA CoEd Naked barbecue on 5/21/98. I
thought I'd use this opportunity to get some secret recipe Zoo Doo from Joe's
source.
This should have been done last fall.
Am I being delayed? Is this De Vine intervention? When will I be able to
plant?
Am I being punished for taking cheap shots in e-mail? Should I go to digest
format to get caught up on email? Will I be allowed to come back to the list
if I do go to digest? Will pumpkins blossom in September? Is hand
pollinating in August fun?
Do I have to hand pollinate if I'm married?
Until I get some answers, this will be a long anxietous summer. Maybe I'll go
fishin'.
Lost in Richmond, VA
POV
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