a COOOOOOL idea
- To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
- Subject: a COOOOOOL idea
- From: J* <s*@cc.usu.edu>
- Date: Fri, 29 May 1998 15:18:50 +0000
- Comments: Authenticated sender is <sln8m@cc.usu.edu>
Date: Fri, 29 May 1998 18:13:09 -0400 (EDT)
From: Lubadub@aol.com
Subject: DC News Report
To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
Reply-to: pumpkins@mallorn.com
Zoo Doo? Was it you? Did anyone read the article in the Washington Post about
a guy with a ponytail "milling" around the Zoo with a bucket and a small crow
bar who was detained by local police? There was no mention in the article
about the significance of the crow bar. The worst part was that after the guy
filled his bucket with materials from the Zoo, he tried to get on the bus for
a ride home. The conductor would not permit the bucket to be brought on board.
Something about a law regarding something like as air pollution and the
sensitivities of the other riders. When the police arrived there was much
mumbling about pumpkins and patches etc.and how the contents of the bucket
were part of a series of secret ingedients to be mixed with dog and cat food
for the express purpose of creating rapid growth. When the guy with the pony
tail started talking about stem stress and the need for rapid growth and the
use of a certain Pfizer product to overcome this, the police allowed the guy
to return home, though on foot. Apparently no arrests were made. They figured
the guy had a personal problem possibly stem related.
By the way, our PA patches are camoflaged and cannot be seen from the air. Did
Zoo Doo think they would be painted pumpkin orange or something?
Where is PumpkinWitch??
Rain here.
Marv in PA
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And you forgot to mention the antiaircraft battery and intelligence
satilite network that keeps you updated on enemy troop movements.
just kidding.
here is a thought
take one half-ton pumpkin
Add 300 gallons of root beer
add 100 gallons of ice cream
add a pvc pipe for the straw
add a shovel for a spoon
enjoy!!!!!!
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