RE: Diana Doucet Undressed
Diana, Vince, Stine, Whoever you are,
See what happens when you deceive people? The gods frown on you and your
squash deceive you into thinking they are pumpkins until they reveal their
true form at the end of the season. You better cut it with the deception
crap or they'll all end up splitting and weigh 20% below the charts!
Chris Michalec
Covington, WA
5th year Zone 8
personal best 508 99, 5?? 2000
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Diana Doucet [SMTP:diana_doucet@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Thursday, October 05, 2000 10:30 AM
> To: pumpkins@mallorn.com
> Subject: Diana Doucet Undressed
>
> Hera, my pumpkin which split two over weeks ago, is
> still doing fine. The Doucet Dough Dressing appears to
> have protected the split from developing a rotten
> attitude. The real problem I'm having with Hera now
> is that she is turning bluish-green - she's a pumpkin
> with a split personality.
>
> Always difficult, she started out white/cream and then
> started to get some salmon-pink coloration. In the
> last two weeks a bluish-green is starting to
> predominate over the salmon. At this point I'm not
> sure she's officially a pumpkin.
>
> On Saturday, when we have our pumpkin toting party,
> under the glare of the TV lights, I'll determine if
> she's really Queen of the Pumpkin Deities or just a
> big squash.
>
> Speaking of split personalities - some of you on the
> list I'm sure have already guessed, but diana doucet
> is only the pen name I use on the internet to protect
> my privacy.
>
> My real name is Vince and I'm an old married guy with
> three kids and a young wife. The woman I featured on
> my web site (who I never said I was) is our German
> aupair, Stine, who helps take care of our kids.
>
> I hope no one on the list is disappointed or offended
> by this. I did leave a host of clues on the list.
> (How many young women you know are Led Zeppelin fans
> and like to argue technical stuff with engineers?)
>
> Most of you must have thought something was a bit odd
> about diana. Well, you were right! If you would like
> to see a picture of my family and me go to this link:
>
> http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/tepeeteam.htm
>
> I'd like to continue to use my pen name on this list
> if no one minds. (diana's famous, I'm not)
>
> It will be our little secret.
>
> diana
> 3rd year grower
> best ??, 2000
> zone 9, the pumpkin zone
>
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