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- Subject: HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
- From: "Lisa C." l*@hotmail.com
- Date: Tue, 15 Oct 2002 13:59:59 -0400
>Gives new meaning to "It's the Great Pumpkin,
>Charlie Brown"!!!!!!!!
>
>This was in the Washington Post ... the title of
>the article was "Best
>Comeback Line Ever." In summary, the police
>arrested Patrick Lawrence, a
>22-year-old white male, resident of Dacula, GA,
>in a pumpkin patch at
>11:38p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged
>with lewd and lascivious
>behavior, public indecency, and public
>intoxication at the Gwinnett County
>courthouse on Monday. The suspect explained that
>as he was passing a
>pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a
>pumpkin is soft and squishy
>inside, and there was no one around here for
>miles. At least I thought
>there wasn't," he stated in a phone
>interview.Lawrence went on to say that
>he pulled over to the side of the road, pickedout
>a pumpkin that he felt
>was appropriate to his purposes, cut a hole in
>it, and proceeded to satisfy
>his need. "I guess I was just really into it, you
>know?" he commented with
>evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence
>apparently failed to notice
>a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was
>unaware of his audience
>until officer Brenda Taylor approached him. "It
>was an unusual situation,
>that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked
>up to (Lawrence) and
>he's...just working away at this pumpkin." Taylor
>went on to describe what
>happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just
>went up and said, 'Excuse
>me sir, but do you realize that you are screwing
>a pumpkin?' He froze and
>was clearly very surprised that I was there, and
>then looked me straight
>in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Damn...is it
>midnight already?"
>
>
>
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