Happy Halloween From The PumpkinWitch

I am reving up my turbo-powered broom with dual black cats, & donning my brightest orange robes for my annual Halloween Pumpkin flight. I take off early, as soon as it's dark, (because, as many of you know, I have to be at the World Broom races at midnight) & will fly all over the North American continent, dropping fertility & enlargement spells on the garden plots of all the giant pumpkin growers on the list.

    Then, it's off to the World Broom Races (for which I have again qualified & having won the last 2 times, & hope to retire the trophy this year) to represent all of you in this prestigious competition.

    Regarding the Pumpkin Flight; I do not, as you know charge for this service. This is done out of the kindness of my heart & because it gives me a good chance to snoop in everyone's pumpkin patch. (this year, in addition to dual beam headlights, I have added a powerful spotlight).

    By tomorrow, I'll know what you've been doing!!!!  Re: Blackmail... a few pumpkin seeds will keep my mouth shut.

PS:  Marv in Altoona - I just came up with a deer & ground hog repelling spell. Need to try it out to see if it works.. Want me to drop it over your garden patch & "see how she runs"?
Happy Halloween to all !!!!!!
TerryLynn, The PumpkinWitch

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