Re: This worlds largest thing is crap....

John, Promoting himself as bigger and better is the
nature of man.  An example:

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he
settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful
woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is
heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous
 anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she
takes the seat right beside his. 

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out,
"Business trip or vacation?" She turns, smiles and
says, "Business. I'm going to the annual Nymphomaniac
Convention in Chicago."

Whoa ! ! ! He swallows hard and is instantly CRAZED
with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has
ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going
to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly
asks, "What's your business role at this convention?"
 She says, "Lecturer - I use my experiences to debunk
some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are
those?" "Well," she explains, "one popular myth is
that African American men are the most well-endowed
when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is
most likely to possess that trait. Another popular
myth is that French men are the best lovers, when
actually it is men of Jewish descent." 

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and
blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be
discussing this with you, I don't even know your name
!"

"Tonto....Tonto Goldstein," the man says as he extends
his hand.


--- John Sagaria <jsagaria@frontiernet.net> wrote:
> I was watching WWOR-9 News in New York, And they
> showed the 1131, saying it is the world record >
holder..They did not mention anything for what group.
> It was Last Night 10pm news.
>  
> If it wasn't for the corruption, back stabbing, and
> blaming people of things.. This list would have... 
> well.. Only information about growing,
> showing and competing with pumpkins.. 
> (wouldn't that be nice).
> 
> 
> John
> 
> Monroe, NY


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