Lessons Learned


My season is over.  It's okay.  Though I haven't yet grown a contender, each 
year I learn many cool new things.

I've been working a stem split on the last pumpkin on my last plant for the 
last few weeks and it had been gaining respectable amounts.  Then last 
Sunday the 24-hour growth was 10 pounds, Monday 2, Tuesday 0.  Because of 
the angle, I couldn't poke the pencil the whole way into the cavity, but it 
was soft enough and deep enough that there was no doubt that it was over.

I wanted to weigh the pumpkin to find out if it was over or under the 
charts, and get some feedback on all the soil amendments I've done in the 
past year.  I've been trying to figure out where there might be an 
accessible scale, plus round up a few lifters (plus work, kids, school 
shopping, fixing the car, etc., etc.).  I wasn't making much progress and 
knew my time was limited, so I decided to cut it up and weigh the pieces.  
Yesterday I stopped on the way home from work, bought a bathroom scale, ran 
home and straight into the back yard.  "Whew.  I hope that stench isn't my 
pumpkin!"  It was.  Here's my most recent lesson:

Never procrastinate on a rotting pumpkin.

The darned thing had exploded.  And from the location of glop, it had 
exploded with some force.

Trust me, folks.  This experience is not something you have to experience to 
appreciate.  You do NOT need a "BTDT" (thanks, Shellie) on cleaning up three 
or four hundred pounds of pumpkin rot.  In fact, some with weaker 
constitutions could probably be put off of the whole pumpkin experience...  
waitaminute!  I wonder if I could market this as a cure!?  The Rado Pumpkin 
Obsession Cureall.  I could be rich!  I could be famous!  Ah, no.  I don't 
really want rich or famous.  I just want a big pumpkin.  Hey Diana - you 
wanna buy the rights to this thing?  You could even put your name on it!

Oh well.  As usual, it's been a wild ride, and I can't wait till next year.  
Do you Altoona cats need a photographer for your weighoff??

Beth


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