Re: speech
A few of my quotes from my latest campaign for the office of AG
president..
1.Ask not what your pumpkin can do for you, but what you can do for
your pumpkin............
2. Read my lips...... NO NEW BORERS....
3. Not gonna do it... Wouldn't be "pruning" ... at this
juncture..
4. Four score, and 7 culls ago, our fore fathers (Howard Dill) brought
upon this continent, a new pumpkin... concieved in Nova Scotia, and
dedicated to the proposition that all pumpkins(green or orange) are
created equal... Now we are engaged, in a great pumpkin war, testing
whether that pumpkin grower, or any pumpkin grower so concieved and so
dedicated can long endure...We are met on a great battlefield of that
war....We have come to dedicate a portion of that field as a final
resting place for those who gave thier lives (culls), that the mighty
pumpkin might live...It is altogether fitting and proper that we do
this.. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate,
we cannot hallow this ground... It is rather for us to be here dedicated
to the great task remaining before us—that from these past monster
pumpkins we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave
the last full measure of OTT...—that we here highly resolve that these
deceased monster pumpkins shall not have died in vain, that this
pumpkinland, under God shall have a new strain of pumpkins, and that
government of the growers, by the growers, for the growers shall not
perish from the earth.
5. (With both hands held in peace signs) "I AM NOT A CROOK-ED NECK
SQUASH"......
6. I have never inhaled... captan paste fumes....
Alun Jones wrote:
>
> Yo Rocky,
> What a speech,and so well worded.You should be running for
> President.Well done!
> ALUN J ENGLAND
>
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