The President

Mr. President (Rock),
I am volunteering to head up your Secret Service on your trip to Altoona in October.
Will you be taking the First Lady? If not don't forget your cigars as we know she won't let you smoke when she is around.
I'm assuming there will be a press conference when you get there. We must prepare for any tough questions from the major networks. "Mr. President. Are you pro culling?".
I checked the map and yes there is a Macdonald's outside of Altoona.
And as always look them square in the eyes when you tell them that pumpkin is nicer than yours. The key is to say it like you mean it Mr. President.
 
Your trusted advisor,
Sec. Elsbree
 
 
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