Half Moon Bay - The Choice of Champions!

Hera, the queen of the goddesses, was bugging me to
fly her to Clarence NY because she's as insatiable and
covetous as she is awesome.  Then I told her there was
something better to feed her materialistic urges -

Half Moon Bay.  They are offering a new Ford F250
pickup (35k)for a new world record.  On top of that is
5 bucks a pound first prize money, (Hera curses that
this is too cheap a price to pay for her divine flesh)
and an extra 1k if grown in California.  

Over 40K if nothing can touch you! 

To view Hera go to:

http://home.pacbell.net/diana_do/hera.htm

If you have a potential new world record in your
patch, you should consider Half Moon Bay over Clarence
where there is only chump change for a purse and they
kidnap your pumpkin and seeds.

Hera has agreed to go to Half Moon Bay.  She likes the
idea of tooling around in a new truck!  I'm relieved
because I feared for her safety in those poorly
pressurized airplanes.  Her inflated ego might just
not stand the rapid depressurization at 30,000 feet.

She does need some competition, however.  She has only
contempt and pity for lesser pumpkins.  So if you have
a big one, come to Half Moon Bay so she can taunt you
and flaunt her enormity and lord over the puny - as
she must, she is The Queen of the Deities and of
modesty she knows not.

diana,

3rd year grower
best ?,??? - 2000
zone 9, zone of the goddesses


--- LGOURD@aol.com wrote:
> A couple called from New Hampshire today to order
> tarps.  They didn't know 
> about the prize money at Clarence!  They were
> flabergasted when I told them 
> about the $25K first place prize!  This took me back
> to 1996 when an Ontario 
> grower didn't make the trip to split the $50K with
> the Zehr's.  He would have 
> taken home $25K US. Later I was informed that he was
> not told about the 
> award.  Everyone is welcome.  Good luck!  Ray
> Waterman
> 
> P.S.
> 
> WORLD PUMPKIN WEIGH-OFF SEPTEMBER 30, 2000
> AT THE GREAT PUMPKIN FARM 11199 MAIN ST (RT 5),
> CLARENCE NY, 14031


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