Newbies Newbies come And newbies go It can be a real test To get a pumpkin to grow But don't despair And go off the rail You re not a loser And you didn't fail You may not have a pumpkin To take to the show But you've learned from experience And there's a lot to know You took the first step And that s the biggest one So call yourself a grower Slow down and have fun Don't take it too seriously As we all tend to do We've all made mistakes But we learn from them to So just pull up your socks And wipe away that tear We'll all be a little wiser For the season next year Me again