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Re: death by pumpkin

I can see it now.  hehehehhe "Dan Shapiro, philanthropist, sportsman and
noted  scientist was found crushed beneath a Giant Pumpkin.  "What a loss!"
One of the "heavy hitters" of the pumpkin set said.  "It was all so sudden."
another said, tears running down his face.  "I can't believe it!"  exclaimed
an onlooker.  "That pumpkin wasn't ready to go.  The seeds are a total loss."
 A small group formed.  "Yes, it is a loss, but I have his notes on vine
burying," one of the onlookers said.   "And I have his parent list!"
 exclaimed another.  They ran off in different directions, scribbling notes."
 

Dan Shapiro, in the patch, squashed.
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