Winning glory

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• Subject: Winning glory
• From: "* V* <b*@island.net>
• Date: Sun, 14 Sep 1997 20:37:24 -0700

It happened last night, and it's an awful gash - the stem end of my pumpkin

looks as though its been hit with an axe. Is that what they call stem
split?
Like a weight-lifter on steroids ... IT'S BLOWN! 

But what the heck - I'll keep going. Maybe I can bluff my way through the
local
garden centre contest. They don't know anything about rules. The newspapers

will see I'm the biggest, my picture will be in all the papers. I'll be
smiling,
I'll be happy, and, legal or not - I'll win fame, I'll win glory.....

... AND I'LL HAVE THE BIGGEST PUMPKIN!

 
Bill Verchere, 
Ladysmith, BC Canada

                  
   Visit my Giant Pumpkin and Extreme Skiing Page at
   http://www.island.net/~billv/

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