Re: Lost and Nearly Abandoned
Mike
To vicious of an attack. I would prescribe a slower and more painful end
to the season, a mixture of Roundup and 2 4D. Or even a better thought,
the opposite;; a strong dose of 46 - 0 - 0. Can you say KA BOOOM.
Ken
On Sun, 5 Sep 1999 16:57:52 -0800 brocfarm <brocfarm@pacific.pacific.net>
writes:
>>To all concerned:
>>
>>I'm totally new to this pumpkin business. Can't even call myself a
>>"widow" since I can lay no official claim to either the man or the
>>pumpkins. But I've been hanging out with this guy for a bit over 8
>>months and can say a few things. In the beginning... we used to
>have
>>discourse on a variety of subjects: jobs, kids, life and the way of
>the
>>world. We travelled to exotic places without mention of large
>orange
>>globes. We became pretty close...I think. Then May rolled around
>and
>>blindsided me without me even realizing what was happening. I even
>>participated in my own demise. I even, God knows, showed interest in
>the
>>planting of the cute little plants. Then this otherwise interested,
>>caring man gradually became a demon. Pumpkins have permeated to his
>very
>>core until he now oozes pumpkin juice as he walks. Vines sprout from
>his
>>mouth as he talks. Pesticides, fertilizer and misters form an
>>impenetrable barrier around him. I watch from a distance and hope by
>the
>>end of October he remembers my name.
>>Dear Pumkin Growers and those who live with them..I need
>HELP!!!...Please
>>advise on how to maintain this relationship before all is
>lost........
>>
>> signed, lost and nearly abandoned.
>>
>> lauren
>>
>mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>
>Lauren,
>
>My heart goes out to you, the guy is a bum, I would take an Axe to
>his
>biggest..........pumpkin.......forget the Bobbitt trick this would
>really
>wake him up. But wait a week till it gets in the 900s.....then let it
>fly
>and you bring him to his knees.....then give him the
>ultimatum........BDB
>
>
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