Definitions (entertainment) ...and...
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- Date: Tue, 19 Oct 1999 20:45:47 -0400
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>ADULT:
>A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now
>growing in the middle.
>
>BEAUTY PARLOR:
>A place where women curl up and dye.
>
>CANNIBAL:
>Someone who is fed up with people.
>
>CHICKENS:
>The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are
>dead.
>
>COMMITTEE:
>A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
>
>DUST:
>Mud with the juice squeezed out.
>
>EGOTIST:
>Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
>
>GOSSIP:
>A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
>damage.
>
>HANDKERCHIEF:
>Cold Storage.
>
>INFLATION:
>Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
>
>MYTH:
>A female moth.
>
>MOSQUITO:
>An insect that makes you like flies better.
>
>RAISIN:
>Grape with a sunburn.
>
>SECRET:
>Something you tell to one person at a time.
>
>TOOTHACHE:
>The pain that drives you to extraction.
>
>TOMORROW:
>One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.
>
>YAWN:
>An honest opinion openly expressed.
>
>WRINKLES:
>Something other people have. You have character lines.
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