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Re: Vegetable plants i.d.


On Sat, 18 Apr 1998 20:02:59 -0400 "Michael D. Cook"
<mikecook@pipeline.com> writes:
>Hi all; how do you get rid of ants in the garden?  I cleared a small
>rectangle of lawn for a new vegetable bed, amended the soil, and 
>planted
>seeds, then the ant hills showed up a week later.  I don't want to use 
>any
>poisons, since the seeds are already there and some have even 
>germinated.
>Thanks in advance.
>
>
>Sheila Smith
>mikecook@pipeline.com
>Z 5/6
>
>
First, Sheila, get a whole bunch of teeny weenie plastic milk jugs.  Then
get a whole bunch of teeny weenie steel poles.  
     Of course then you know what to do.
If your memory is leaving you I will re explain what to do.  First you 
drive the teeny weenie steel poles into the ground, where ever you
thing an ant is.  This kills the ant.  Then you collect the ant corpse
and put
 it into the teeny weenie milk jug.  
     Then you send it to me along with $5.00 for each corpse and I 
will bury it in my insecticemetery.  
     THIS IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET RID OF ANTS!  
Any other way just turns the ants invisible and makes them attack
you in your bed, late at night.  Honest!  Would I lie to you?

E Stan


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