Fw: [BCs4me] Fwd: Classifieds
- To: "Betty"
- Subject: Fw: [BCs4me] Fwd: Classifieds
- From: B*
- Date: Sat, 15 Jan 2000 10:05:38 +1300
- Resent-Date: Fri, 14 Jan 2000 13:05:30 -0800
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:
: Could you use another chuckle today?
: > The following were actually taken from recent classified ads in
: > newspapers:
: >
: > FREE PUPPIES:
: > 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL-
: > 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
: > ________________________
: > FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
: > 8 YEARS OLD, UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG
: > _________________________
: > AMANA WASHER $100.
: > OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
: > ____________________________________________
: > SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE....
: > ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS
: > _________________________
: > FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART DOG
: >
: > ____________________________________________________
: > WEDDING GOWN FOR SALE
: > ONLY WORN ONCE, BY MISTAKE
: > ______________________
: > 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
: > 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR $15
: > ________________________
: > TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
: > OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
: > EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
: > ___________________________
: > COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
: > ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE
: > _____________________
: > 83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK - $2000
: > _______________________
: > STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT - $15
: > ________________________
: > SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
: > 89 cents
: > _______________________
: > GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
: > NEUTERED, SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE
: > _______________________
: > FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
: > WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME
: > _______________________
: > FOR SALE:
: > LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
: > ___________________________
: > NORDIC TRACK $300
: > HARDLY USED *************
: > CALL CHUBBIE ************
: > ________________________
: > BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
: > "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
: > _______________________
: > FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG
: > LOOKS LIKE A RAT.
: > BEEN OUT AWHILE..
: > BETTER BE REWARD
: > _______________________
: > GET A LITTLE JOHN:
: > THE TRAVELING URINAL
: > HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
: > _________________________
: > GEORGIA PEACHES
: > CALIFORNIA GROWN
: > 89 cents lb.
: > __________________________
: > NICE PARACHUTE -
: > NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
: > SLIGHTLY STAINED
: > ___________________________
: > FREE FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
: > __________________________
: > TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
: > WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
: > STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR
: > ____________________________
: > EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
: > QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175
: > ___________________________
: > GROUND BEAST: 99 cents lb.
: > _____________________
: > FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb
: > _________________________
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