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Fw: H2K - Chicken crossing the road - add John!


O.K., enough with the flying debate.....here's what it all boils down
to...;-)

Cyndy Ross
SLLC Organic Community Garden
Sylvan Lake Lutheran Church
2399 Figa Avenue
W. Bloomfield, MI 48324-1808

zone 6A

-----Original Message-----
From: CoCre8tor@aol.com <CoCre8tor@aol.com>
To: CoCre8tor@aol.com <CoCre8tor@aol.com>
Date: Thursday, November 02, 2000 11:25 PM
Subject: H2K - Chicken crossing the road - add John!


>This came from listmember, Amy.  There wasn't one for John!  Well, I've
added
>one at the bottom for John.  Anyone else care to add one?
>
>> Why did the chicken cross the road?
>>
>> VICE PRESIDENT GORE
>> I fight for the chickens and I am fighting for the chickens right
>> now. I will not give up on the chickens crossing the road! I will fight
>> for the chickens and I will not disappoint them.
>>
>> GOVERNOR GEORGE W. BUSH
>> I don't believe we need to get the chickens across the road. I say
>> give the road to the chickens and let them decide. The government needs
>> to let go of strangling the chickens so they can get across the road.
>>
>> SENATOR LIEBERMAN
>> I believe that every chicken has the right to worship their God in
>> their own way. Crossing the road is a spiritual journey and no chicken
>> should be denied the right to cross the road in their own way.
>>
>> SECRETARY CHENEY
>> Chickens are big-time because they have wings. They could fly if they
>> wanted to. Chickens don't want to cross the road. They don't need help
>> crossing the road. In fact, I'm not interested in crossing the road
>> myself.
>>
>> RALPH NADER
>> Chickens are misled into believing there is a road by the evil
>> tiremakers. Chickens aren't ignorant, but our society pays tiremakers
>> to create the need for these roads and then lures chickens into
>> believing there is an advantage to crossing them. Down with the roads,
>> up with chickens.
>>
>> PAT BUCHANAN
>> To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.
>>
>> BILL CLINTON
>> I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by
>> "chicken"?  Could you define "chicken" please?
>>
>> GEORGE BUSH
>> I don't think I should have to answer that question.
>>
>> RONALD REAGAN
>> What chicken?
>>
>> LOUIS FARRAKHAN
>> The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed
>> the  "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.
>>
>> JERRY FALWELL
>> Because the chicken was gay! Isn't it obvious? Can't you people see
>> the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the
>> "other side."  What's what "they" call it-the "other side." Yes, my
>> friends, that chicken is gay. And, if you eat that chicken, you will
>> become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this
>> abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless
>> phrases like "the other side."  That chicken should not be free to
>> cross the road. It's as plain and simple as  that.
>>
>>
>> COLONEL SANDERS
>> I missed one?
>
>
>DR. JOHN HAGELIN
>It was November 7, 2000, and finally, the chicken had a Reason to Vote!
>
>Sincerely,
>
>Mike Kitchen
>Michigan Campaign Chair for Hagelin 2000
>
>"We are neither Left nor Right - We Are Forward!"  Paul Ray, author of The
>Cultural Creatives.
>------------------------
>"I could not be leading a religious life unless I identified myself with
the
>whole of mankind, and that I could not do unless I took part in politics.
>The whole gamut of man's activities today constitutes an indivisible whole.
>You cannot divide social, economic, political, and purely religious work
into
>watertight compartments."  Gandhi
>-----------------------
>In 1996, 47 million people voted for President Clinton, 39 million voted
for
>Bob Dole, and almost 110 million people voted third party or not at all.
The
>majority is looking for a reason to vote, and John Hagelin - the Natural
Law
>Party Candidate - is the reason.  (Statistical source: World Alamanac Book
of
>Facts 2000).
>
>Learn more at <A HREF="http://www.hagelin.org/">John Hagelin, Ph.D., Third
>Party Coalition Candidate</A>
>
>


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