Re: Way, Way OT: The Creation of Pets.

Gotta love it - LOL

Pam Evans
Kemp, TX
zone 8A
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From: Tchessie
Sent: 4/13/2004 9:52:29 PM
To: gardenchat@hort.net
Subject: [CHAT] Way, Way OT: The Creation of Pets.

> A little pet humor.....
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>          The creation of pets
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>         Where do pets come from?
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>         A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has provided the
> answer to "Where do pets come from?"
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>         Adam and Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked
> with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and
> it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us."
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>         And God said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that
> will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so
> that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish
> or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as
> you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourselves."
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>         And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam and Eve.
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>         And it was a good animal.
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>         And God was pleased.
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>         And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged
> his tail.
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>         And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the
> Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."
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>         And God said, "No problem. Because I have created this new animal to
> be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own
> name, and you will call him DOG."
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>         And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and
> loved them.
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>         And they were comforted.
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>         And God was pleased.
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>         And Dog was content and wagged his tail.
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>         After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord and
> said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride.  They strut and
> preen like peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has
> indeed taught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well."
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>         And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion who
> will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The companion
> will remind them of their limitations, so they will know that they are not
> always worthy of adoration."
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>         And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.
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>         And Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's
> eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supreme beings.
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>         And Adam and Eve learned humility.
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>         And they were greatly improved.
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>         And God was pleased.
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>         And Dog was happy.
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>         And Cat didn't give a damn one way or the other.
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