RE: Way, Way OT: The Creation of Pets.

So true, so true!  Thanks for the good laugh!


Melody, IA (Z 5/4)

"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious."    
--Albert Einstein

 --- On Tue 04/13, Tchessie < tchessie@comcast.net > wrote:
From: Tchessie [mailto: tchessie@comcast.net]
To: gardenchat@hort.net
Date: Tue, 13 Apr 2004 19:52:29 -0700
Subject: [CHAT] Way, Way OT: The Creation of Pets.

A little pet humor.....<br><br> Subject: The cration of pets<br><br><br>
The creation of pets<br><br><br><br><br> Where do pets come
from?<br><br> A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis has
provided the<br>answer to "Where do pets come from?"<br><br> Adam and
Eve said, "Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked<br>with us every
day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and<br>it is
difficult for us to remember how much you love us."<br><br> And God
said, "No problem! I will create a companion for you that<br>will be
with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you,
so<br>that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of
how selfish<br>or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion
will accept you as<br>you are and will love you as I do, in spite of
yourselves."<br><br> And God created a new animal to be a companion for
Adam and Eve.<br><br> And it was a good animal.<br><br> And God was
pleased.<br><br> And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve
and he wagged<br>his tail.<br><br> And Adam said, "Lord, I have already
named all the animals in the<br>Kingdom and I cannot think of a name for
this new animal."<br><br> And God said, "No problem. Because I have
created this new animal to<br>be a reflection of my love for you, his
name will be a reflection of my own<br>name, and you will call him
DOG."<br><br><br><br><br><br> And Dog lived with Adam and Eve and was a
companion to them and<br>loved them.<br><br> And they were
comforted.<br><br> And God was pleased.<br><br> And Dog was content and
wagged his tail.<br><br><br><br><br> After a while, it came to pass that
an angel came to the Lord and<br>said, "Lord, Adam and Eve have become
filled with pride. They strut and<br>preen like peacocks and they
believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has<br>indeed taught them that
they are loved, but perhaps too well."<br><br>

And God said, "No problem! I will create for them a companion
who<br>will be with them forever and who will see them as they are. The
companion<br>will remind them of their limitations, so they will know
that they are not<br>always worthy of adoration."<br><br> And God
created CAT to be a companion to Adam and Eve.<br><br><br><br><br> And
Cat would not obey them. And when Adam and Eve gazed into Cat's<br>eyes,
they were reminded that they were not the supreme
beings.<br><br><br><br> And Adam and Eve learned humility.<br><br> And
they were greatly improved.<br><br><br><br><br><br> And God was
pleased.<br><br> And Dog was happy.<br><br><br><br><br><br> And Cat
didn't give a damn one way or the
other.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>
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