Re: BD-OT, OT, OT!!

A smart boy that Mr. Rooney!!  Love it!
Have a wonderful day darling.

---------- Original Message ----------------------------------
From: "Jesse Bell" <jesserenebell@hotmail.com>
Reply-To: gardenchat@hort.net
Date:  Thu, 06 Feb 2003 12:48:33 -0600

>Thanks so much to all ya'll for the birthday wishes.  That just made my 
>WHOLE big DAY!  A friend sent this to me today...cause I turned 41.  She 
>said this is what I have to look forward to.  Thought you'd get a chuckle 
>out of it.  I've seen it before...but Mr. Rooney still makes me laugh.
>
>+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
>
>Andy Rooney says:
>"As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just 
>a few reasons why:
>
>"An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, 'What 
>are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
>
>"If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around 
>whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually 
>something more interesting.
>
>"An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what 
>she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a 
>damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
>
>"Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at 
>the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you 
>deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away 
>with it.
>
>"Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's 
>like to be unappreciated.
>
>"An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women 
>friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend 
>because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. An older woman couldn't 
>care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends 
>won't betray her.
>
>"Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an 
>older woman. They always know.
>
>"An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of 
>younger women or drag queens.
>
>"Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are a 
>jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you 
>stand with her.
>
>"Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's 
>not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, 
>there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with 
>some 22-year-old waitress.
>
>Ladies, I apologize. "
>
>ANDY ROONEY
>
>*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
>Jesse Rene' Bell
>Claremore, OK
>Zone 6
>
>
>
>
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Pam Evans
Kemp TX/zone 8A



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