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Re: BD-OT, OT, OT!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY  DEAR JESSE HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU......... I ALMOST MISSED MY
CHANCE TO SING TO YOU.....  Hope you had a great day... and thanks so much
for sharing Andy Rooney.... it was so funny I had to print it off.... may
just stick it on the fridge...
Patricia
----- Original Message -----
From: "Jesse Bell" <jesserenebell@hotmail.com>
To: <gardenchat@hort.net>
Sent: Thursday, February 06, 2003 12:48 PM
Subject: [CHAT] BD-OT, OT, OT!!


> Thanks so much to all ya'll for the birthday wishes.  That just made my
> WHOLE big DAY!  A friend sent this to me today...cause I turned 41.  She
> said this is what I have to look forward to.  Thought you'd get a chuckle
> out of it.  I've seen it before...but Mr. Rooney still makes me laugh.
>
> +_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
>
> Andy Rooney says:
> "As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
just
> a few reasons why:
>
> "An older woman will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
'What
> are you thinking?' She doesn't care what you think.
>
> "If an older woman doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around
> whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And it's usually
> something more interesting.
>
> "An older woman knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what
> she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a
> damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.
>
> "Older women are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at
> the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you
> deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get
away
> with it.
>
> "Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what
it's
> like to be unappreciated.
>
> "An older woman has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women
> friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend
> because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. An older woman
couldn't
> care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends
> won't betray her.
>
> "Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to an
> older woman. They always know.
>
> "An older woman looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of
> younger women or drag queens.
>
> "Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off you are
a
> jerk if you are acting like one. You don't ever have to wonder where you
> stand with her.
>
> "Yes, we praise older women for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately,
it's
> not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed hot woman of 40+,
> there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself
with
> some 22-year-old waitress.
>
> Ladies, I apologize. "
>
> ANDY ROONEY
>
> *_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*_*
> Jesse Rene' Bell
> Claremore, OK
> Zone 6
>
>
>
>
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