Fwd: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there???

I think most of you have seen this one, but it is still worth a smile!
Cathy, west central IL, z5b

> Subject: Hey, everbody . . . . is it a little brisk down there???
>>
>>
>>       60 above zero:
>>       Floridians turn on the heat.
>>       People in South Dakota plant gardens
>>
>>       50 above zero:
>>       Californians shiver uncontrollably.
>>       People in Sturgis sunbathe.
>>
>>       40 above zero:
>>       Italian & English cars won't start.
>>       People in South Dakota drive with the windows down.
>>
>>       32 above zero:
>>       Distilled water freezes.
>>       The water in Sioux Falls gets thicker.
>>
>>       20 above zero:
>>       Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
>>       People in South Dakota throw on a flannel shirt.
>>
>>       15 Above zero:
>>       New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
>>       People in South Dakota have the last cookout before it gets
>> cold.
>>
>>       Zero:
>>       People in Miami all die.
>>       South Dakotans close the windows .
>>
>>       10 below zero:
>>       Californians fly away to Mexico
>>       People in South Dakota get out their winter coats.
>>
>>       25 below zero:
>>       Hollywood disintegrates.
>>       The Girl Scouts in South Dakota are selling cookies door to
>> door.
>>
>>       40 below zero:
>>       Washington DC runs out of hot air.
>>       People in South Dakota let the dogs sleep indoors.
>>
>>       100 below zero:
>>       Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
>>       South Dakotans get upset because they can't start the mini-Van.
>>
>>       460 below zero:
>>       ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
>>       People in South Dakota start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"
>>
>>       500 below zero:
>>       **** freezes over.
>>       South Dakota public schools will open 2 hours late.
>>
>>
>>
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